“Eat the Rich” film deal! Their Royal Hineys Baron Pierre and Baroness Pamela von Omidyar to school “small people”

July 10th, 2010

Tell them you heard it first,

right here on Roller Derby: I’ve reached an agreement

in principle to write and direct “Eat the Rich & Share the Wealth”, a

documentary about the degradation of our sacred world by the power-mad,

and how the hypocrisy, greed, and self-aggrandizing spin of so-called “prominent

families” is sucking the very life out of us all.  To be produced by one of America’s

most experienced and respected documentary institutions, “Eat the Rich”

will be showcased at film festivals before, and broadcast

on one of the world’s largest cable

networks after, its theatrical

release.

If you are a friend, associate,

employee, or man- or maidservant of The Baron

Pierre or The Baroness Pamela von Omidyar, or in the service

of any of their various “security” agencies, or employed to physically keep

watch over, electronically monitor, or intimidate myself or the film crew, or an

officer of a public police department or intelligence agency solicited in that vein,

and you would like to talk to us, please feel free.  We have secure channels

of communication and your identity will be protected.  If you are a

member of their staffs in Las Vegas/Henderson, Redwood City,

Honolulu, Laguna Beach, Beverly Hills, Deer Valley, Cabo,

Washington, or San Francisco who has anything to

say — anything at all, good, bad, or indifferent —

about Their Royal Hineys,

please be in touch.

Likewise, if you are employed

in a similar capacity with another member

of the “Superclass”, we’d like to talk to you, too.

We’ll be reaching out to many, but are

happy to hear from anyone who

wishes to participate.

Finally, if you are

one of the people who was so alarmed

at the callous indifference of Pamela von Omidyar to

the twenty-day hunger strike and wanted to publicly join it,

I’ll be in touch about the very public mass hunger strike

that is to come, which will be prominently

featured in the film.

As of tomorrow,

this blog will return to its historical mode,

albeit at a more relaxed and intermittent pace while the film

is in production.  There will be an occasional reference to the progress

of “Eat the Rich & Share the Wealth”, and some tidbits of juicy von Omidyar video

(thanks to whomever sent the submission via WikiLeaks, we’d very much like

to see more, please), but mostly there will be talk of the world,

sacred poetry, spiritual caresses and branding irons,

and the all-important cartoonery.

Thank you all for

enduring the focus of recent

weeks. Save the whales!

Eat the rich!

trained at the Master’s lotus feet, she were.