Breaking: Baron von Omidyar orders hit on taoist hillbilly! Clemenza, Luca Brasi go to mattresses.

June 28th, 2010

Jumpin’ blue Jesus on a

popsicle stick, my goose is cooked now.

Oh, sure, I’ve participated in some minor league

thuggery in my day, on the instructions of my spiritual

teacher — in our tradition we believe in visiting many

corners of the schoolyard — but I ain’t no match

for these pipe-hittin’ brothers from Basra.

I loved you best, Ma!