Heckuva job, Barry: the wheeze from the West Wing

June 16th, 2010

Gulf Oil Spill

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You can parse President

Barack Obama’s entire Oval Office

speech on the Gulf armageddocatastrofuck here, but

don’t go looking for anything substantive, real, or meaningful.

This is the entire message, strictly condensed, using his own words:

“The path forward has been blocked — not only by oil industry lobbyists, but also

by a lack of political courage and candor (mine especially). I am happy to

look at other ideas…we’re unsure…we don’t yet know…

It is a faith in the future that sustains us…

The ceremony goes on in good

times and in bad.”


I campaigned,

I gave him my money, and

I voted for him — but neither the Gulf,

the nation, nor the world will be led

where we so desperately need

to go by this man.


Imagine that yesterday

you were watching a Shakespearean play.

On the same day the king bleats out that pussyfart

of a speech, his general has a fainting spell under

questioning from the Senate, and lightning

strikes his tallest and most important

ship. Whither then the

Empire?





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One Response to “Heckuva job, Barry: the wheeze from the West Wing”

  1. joan walker says:

    and all this is his fault?