“Eat the Rich & Share the Wealth”: a new book for and about Pierre & Pam Omidyar, and the rest of the world’s billionaires, in the form of a series of web letters, published with love and affection and, with luck, some humor. En garde!
January 29th, 2010
Big Youth —
to his mom – was born, like Robert Nesta Marley,
a sufferah, in Trenchtown, in Kingston, Jamaica, which was
about as low a birth as one could ask for on the planet Earth in the
late 1940′s. Him don’t have no advantages at first, nah,
so him work as a bus mechanic. But Manley
was a toaster, so him become
Big Yout’!
So sings
Big Youth in “Wolf in Sheep’s
Clothing”: ”Time, time, time is what we need,
so they say — gimme a little more time, time! But time is runnin’
and passin’ and passin’ and runnin’ and runnin’ and passin’ / So you all better
get right and this time because there might be no next time… / His words
were soft were they high / But war was in his heart /
His hands were softer than butter
yet were they drawin’
sword”.
Hello,
sorry I’ve been quiet
for a few days, been thinkin’.
I’m repurposing this space from here on out.
I’m drawin’ sword, writing a new book, perhaps my last,
there’s a little something growing in me that isn’t supposed to be there.
The book will be entitled “Eat the Rich & Share the Wealth”. It’s about
the history of the world, which is a history of the few living on
the backs of the many, without regard for the sufferahs,
the men and women and children of Trenchtown and
the world’s tens of thousands of other shantytowns,
for who they are, for what they suffer.
It’s about a plan to change
all that.
It’s about
this idea I have for
reversing that pattern of rapacious
injustice, the idea called EarthNationLive.
It’s about how long and how hard I’ve been trying to
get that idea funded by the richest people in the world (because
it’s a very expensive idea for the first few months, although it quickly
pays for itself many times over) and to what little avail. It’s about my entreaties
to one special class of those people, the tech billionaires, who have the greatest
understanding of all how the web can change the world, and who sit on
their hands in the face of the possibility of a revolutionary shift
in the balance of justice, dignity, and
well-being for the people on
this troubled
planet.
And here’s
the fun part for readers
of this blog: to one degree or another,
time will tell, “Eat the Rich & Share the Wealth” is going
to be written right here on the web, on this blog
and on eattherichandsharethewealth.com,
which is in the
works.
The book
is pointed a lickle bit,
without rancor or ill will,
at two billionaires in particular:
Pierre and Pam Omidyar. Pierre founded
Ebay and is, according to the Forbes 400, the
4oth richest person in the world, with a fortune
estimated at $5.5 billion. Pam is his lovely and by all
accounts genteel wife. I had to pick someone because you
gotta have a foil in a story like this. Read Roald Dahl’s altogether
essential-for-every-man-woman-and-child morality tale, Danny the Champion
of the World — for there to be a Danny and a Danny’s father, poaching
pheasants on the fenced-and-forbidden land of a rich man,
there has to be a Victor Hazell, living fat and high and
rich while regular folks struggle
all around
him.
And I’ve
chosen Pierre and Pam
a bit because of the lengths of my
communications with them — coming on seven years! —
and partly for the particularly deaf ear they’ve mostly turned to
those communications, and partly because they’re sympathetic characters.
Among the sickeningly rich, they’re on the conscientious end, maintaining
a handsome website about how much they want to help the little people
of the world (and perhaps make a little extra coin on the side).
They give some dough away, make nice speeches, and use
their Twitter accounts to encourage others to bid
on items on Ebay whose proceeds
will go to good
causes.
So they’re
about the best of the
sickeningly rich in the world,
as far as I can tell. It would be too easy
for me to use a Larry Ellison, richer than Croesus
and interested in little but mergers and acquisitions, jets,
yachts, and young women. It would be too easy to use a Bill Gates,
who made himself the richest man in the world by appropriating other
people’s ideas and (some say) code, badly executing them under his own brand,
rapaciously bullying everyone else out of his markets to eliminate competition,
and then crowning himself “World’s Swellest Guy” by turning around and
giving back some of what he stole through this program. (“He who
desires the admiration of the world will do well to amass a great
fortune and then give it away. The world will respond with
admiration in proportion to the size of his treasure.
Of course, this is meaningless.” — Lao Tzu).
It would be too easy to pick a Wal Mart
heiress or Boonetard Pickens or
Lloyd “We’re Doing God’s
Work” Blankfein.
So Pam
and Pierre Omidyar it is,
for my principal foils. (All billionaires will
be engaged, though, I promise — I have a particularly fun tale
to tell about Sergey and Larry). At least they’ll have a fighting chance,
since they try to do some good when they’re not making love in the
Lincoln Bedroom and enjoying the spoils of billionairehood.
They’re attractive, smiling, relatively generous. I aim
to give the greedy of the world
a fighting chance.
And here
is the fight: we have the
resources to feed, clothe, house, and
educate everyone on this planet, in comfort and
dignity and well-being, without fucking up the air and
water for all the other creatures that live here, even with the
ridiculous number of people we’ve accumulated here. And we don’t
do that. Billions of people live without fresh water. There’s shit in their
water, or chemicals, or there’s no water at all because there isn’t $10 to drill
a well. Billions die of hunger and starvation and diarrhea and malaria
because while billionaires have multiple private jets and multiple
yachts and multiple estates ever so grand, the poor don’t have a
meal or a mosquito net. War motors on, the mass extinction
of species motors on, capitalism-without-conscience motors
on. The greed of the sickeningly rich motors on. It has
always been thus, and it’s always going to be thus,
until someone takes the fight directly
to the people who can
change it.
That’s what
this book is about. In it, you’ll
learn a lot about the lives of these people,
what they do, where they go, what they enjoy, the crumbs
they cast off for others. The law firms and private investigators
and inquisitions into my life of the tech billionaires, past and future,
will feature here. I’ve set up a number of measures to track all that, and have
some other people working on that and communicating the results to me by
means non-electronic, and have an inside source or two, ditto.
They have, of course, every resource in the world at their
disposal — the smartest, meanest lawyers; politicians
bought many times over; law enforcement folks who
toady to the rich and powerful; so on. It can
be fun to watch how they employ those
resources. I expect it
will be in this
case.
You’ll
also learn some more
about me, either through my own
writing or their efforts to discredit me or
cast this book and conversation in a certain light.
Like any earnest spiritual seeker with fiery and resourceful
teachers and a fiery and resourceful self, I’ve been a little crazy at some
points in my life, and a little criminal at others. I’ve known madness and
depression, have opened up my skull — both literally and figuratively –
and shaken out the contents and reassembled them again and again,
sometimes rather successfully, sometimes quite comically or
tragically. It’s impossible to know the lay of the land of
consciousness without traveling over all of it, and
I have certainly done that. You’ll be hearing
about some of it, no doubt, from me
or from someone pointing the
stinkeye at me.
Buncha folks
likely gonna threaten
to sue, or will sue, me soon.
Mayhaps they’ll find a way to jail me,
incommunicado. Perhaps someone will
get peeved and hire one of the jillions of PTSD-demented
veterans of Iraq or Afghanistan who are rattling around in America
these days to put a bullet in my head. Perhaps I’ll croak from the inside out.
Who knows? Whatever happens, maybe one day, sooner or later, the
world will make use of the template written out at EarthNationLive
and spoken and visualized in the video at the bottom here.
I hope so. I’d like to see this pearly blue planet
a lickle mo’ peaceful and prosperous
and just.
Along
the way here I’ll do my best,
time allowing, to toss in a cartoon and
a song, and — if past is prologue –
some dirty pictures
and wicked
talk.
As the
Lakota used to say,
and some still do, “It is a good
day to die!” So enjoy,
and viva, mi
amigos.
I have
been assured by a very
knowing American of my acquaintance
in London, that a young healthy child well nursed
is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome
food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and
I make no doubt that it will equally
serve in a fricassee or
a ragout.
We are
living in a troubled time
right now, and with all the rumours of war
and all the wickedness wha a gwaan, it’s time for the people
to just think for each other, and mek we still try
to be unified and see what we
can do to save our
children.






Best of luck at transforming the souls of the rich. One of the most resonant stories in history that you might want to appropriate at some point is in the early 17th century when the Dutch East India Company sent Jan Pieterszoon Coen to get control of the tiny Banda Islands (modern-day Indonesia), the only place in the world where nutmeg grew until almost 1800. Wikipedia has pretty good information on him, actually. Coen and his troops slaughtered many and enslaved the rest…their ethnic cleansing of the Bandas was so complete that a few years later they had to bring back a few Bandanese to help them tend the nutmeg plantations. The crime was so wretched that even the board of directors back in the Netherlands complained, but not so much that they didn’t shrug and bathe themselves in the vast wealth produced by holding the monopoly on nutmeg for almost two centuries. There are a bunch of books that mention these events, so maybe you already know about it–it isn’t some big secret or something, though it doesn’t turn up a whole lot in the history books. Odd that this was happening at the same time that the Dutch were establishing the legal precedents that created the foundation of modern civil rights. Somehow these things are related, freeing the third estate from oppression by the aristocracy and the church also freed them from traditional restraints on their behavior, so they could exploit the rest of the world purely to enrich themselves…
Keep up the good work. Paul
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