Woudstragentzkostenzähler announcement ja!
December 23rd, 2009
Bob Woudstra and Manfred Gentz announced Wednesday that they’re nearing $1B in expenditures to dodge payment of a legitimate five-figure claim to Farmers Insurance policyholder Brian Browne Walker. The two companies have joined to create a technological marvel called the Woudstragentzkostenzähler to keep track of how fast they burn cash on really stupid shit. “Ja, is stupid, and ze Woudstragentzkostenzähler cost a lot of money to develop,” quoted Gentz, “but zis make us laugh and laugh and laugh!” Story here.
What a clusterfuck. I had the same problem in my apartment the day of the power surge (power out to half of the unit, none of the circuit breakers tripped) but luckily came through it largely unscathed. It took out only my time capsule, which thankfully Apple replaced for free.
I’m regularly impressed with your willingness to speak your mind, and this recent choice of a worthy battle to wage against Farmers (and now Skadden) is inspirational. Maybe something useful can be done with a J.D. afterall. Godspeed.
Luckily you’re writing under an alias and not your real name. Shots were fired at my house last night and a Skadden partner and two associates have been taken into custody. There was duct tape, rope, and a branding iron in the trunk of their car! Also three pairs of Groucho glasses.