True dat
December 23rd, 2009
One of
the latent vices and
secret maladies of the lower self
is its love of praise. Whoever imbibes a draught
of it will try and move the seven heavens and
seven sublunar realms for
the flutter of an
eyelash.
One of
the latent vices and
secret maladies of the lower self
is its love of praise. Whoever imbibes a draught
of it will try and move the seven heavens and
seven sublunar realms for
the flutter of an
eyelash.
[...] Bob Woudstra and Manfred Gentz announced Wednesday that they’re nearing $1B in expenditures to dodge payment of legitimate five-figure claim to Farmers Insurance policyholder Brian Browne Walker. The two companies have created a technological marvel called the Woudstragentzkostenzähler to keep track of how fast they burn cash on really stupid shit. “Ja, is stupid, and ze Woudstragentzkostenzähler cost a lot of money to develop,” quoted Gentz, “but zis make us laugh and laugh and laugh!” Story here. [...]