Woudstra hires Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom

December 21st, 2009

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Farmers CEO Bob Woudstra and ZFSfuhrer Manfred Gentz — who golf in their panties – have retained Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom to hire someone to kill me. Skadden consulting torquewad Erik Prince in spite of his sloppy work elsewhere. Possible joint project with White House. It’s been a busy month! Film at 11, or whenever the mole supplies it. BREAKING: Skadden, Woudstra trying to plug leaks, crossing legal lines, reviewing BW’s tweets, life, exploring Bezos alliance, grilling staff, stymied, peeved, don’t know who to trust, want answers now!


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3 Responses to “Woudstra hires Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom”

  1. Farmers Insurance CEO Bob Woudstra plays golf in panties with his dark German overlord, Manfred Gentz of Zurich Financial Services « Brian Browne Walker says:
    December 21, 2009 at 8:11 am

    [...] Breaking: Woudstra, Gentz retain international law firm Skadden Arps to have me killed! [...]

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    December 22, 2009 at 8:06 am

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    December 23, 2009 at 7:37 am

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