I know you’ve already seen it, now watch it again
December 16th, 2009
If you
visit here regularly,
you know I love these creatures.
It’s hard to watch all that they do and not start
phoning up God or the great and powerful Oz to say,
“You know what I said about wanting to be
a peregrine falcon in my next life?
Scratch that.”
Octopuses
are geniuses and we’re ultimately
going to discover that they’re so smart that ‘tards
like us can’t even gauge how smart they are. I always knew my
dog was evolved well beyond me, scientists at the University of London
have recently proved it, and now you can watch more of the same right here
on the floor of the ocean. I live in a condominium that cost hundreds
of thousands of dollars and requires a coal-fired power plant,
a national grocery chain involving thousands of tractor
trailers, and the dirty rotten
scumbags at Comcast
to run.
This
little lady is living
a very green life, she moves like
a goddess, she plays like a brilliant innocent,
she builds like Christopher Alexander
music. Imagine her sex life. Imagine her
politics. Awesome. Triple
gassho.
