Warthog strafing insurgents

December 3rd, 2009

 

Speaking

of porn, these

are always good fun.

Son of a fighter pilot, I’m not immune

to the charms of a nice weapon, and the A-10

is a go-fast go-slow turn-on-a-dime raunch-elegant

dumptruck of death whose 30mm Gatling gun — which was created

first, with the aircraft subsequently designed around it — makes

one of the zippiest lil’ sounds anywhere.  You can’t see

the airplane here, but there are plenty of

death porn videos where you can

if you go looking, metal

soundtracks included

for free.

 

There’s

just one problem.

That’s someone’s pretty little

river bottom there.  And we’re filling that

pretty little river bottom with the depleted uranium

that we — har! — cram into all those rounds.  I’ve written about

depleted uranium weapons before, and how long DU

lasts, and shown you the photos that Dr. Jawad

al-Ali takes of what it does

to young and

old:


6t

8fj

9kt

We’re

going to eat shit

for this, Mr. Obama, because

the folks we’re poisoning and tearing to

pieces and setting on fire in Iraq and Afghanistan

didn’t do 9/11.  And this, we all know, is how the world works:

what goes around, comes around.  Maybe you

should downsize the sandwich that’s

headed in our direction, since

it’s within your

power.


Some

of your new pals

make big money selling ‘hogs and

DU rounds to us, I know.

Fuck them.


 

natalieportmanstopwars

(Who’d a thunk Natalie Portman could get more ‘licious?)


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5 Responses to “Warthog strafing insurgents”

  1. [...] that my fate is to see everything [...]

  2. Chelsea Lynn says:

    Why do you and every other mental midget out there blame Obama for the current wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? Is your memory so poor that you cannot recall March of 2003 when the operation began, and recall that it was, in fact, George W Bush who started the campaign, and not Barack Obama? Obama inherited a load of shit that he did not start. Did you expect he would be able to step into office and just immediately end the war? And also immediately stick a band-aid on the screwed up economy which was also George W Bush’s fault? If you support George W Bush’s start of the campaign because you think “terrorists” took down the world trade center, then you show an even more serious lack of critical thinking skills. Like many of your fellow Americans, “your freedom’s not free of dumb…” -MM

  3. Brian says:

    Hello sweetums! I blame him for the wars because he’s been conducting them for over two years. If you’ll read a little more deeply into my blog, you’ll see that I fully understand what happened on 9/11 and have been kicking GWB & Co. in the nuts for years. I also campaigned and voted for Obama, and donated a lot of money to him, and I now know him for what he actually is, a center right corporatist warmongering hypocrite. And yeah, he can end the war JUST LIKE THAT — that’s called “being the Commander in Chief”. And he can not drone strike innocent men women and children every day JUST LIKE THAT — that’s called “being the Commander in Chief”. And donating the Treasury to Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan is no way of fixing the economy which, you and I agree, Bush put in the toilet. Next time do your homework before you call someone a mental midget, yo.

  4. Chelsea "Sweetums" Lynn says:

    Sir, I must say, I owe you an apology. To tell the truth, I was not having the greatest afternoon ever yesterday. I had started reading about depleted uranium and looking at all these pictures of deformed babies and people, and so I was just getting angrier and angrier. Somehow, I ended up here on your page. I read your comment about Obama and just took my aggressions out on you. I still don’t think it’s feasible for Obama to simply end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and I think it may not even really be up to him, but that’s a whole other topic. My point is that upon further inspection of your blog it does in fact seem that you and I agree on more things than not. So, you are absolutely correct about at least one thing-when and if I insult you in the future, I will definitely do my homework first. I’m sorry for my outburst, and thank you for responding with more maturity than I was capable of yesterday.
    Sincerely,
    Sweetums

  5. Brian says:

    Hello Chelsea, The release of tons of depleted uranium, in our name, in someone else’s country, is something that should make us all angry. Stay mad. Tell someone else about it. Oppose any government or politician willing to engage in it to keep our economy moving, which is why it’s being done in Afghanistan now. Work for justice for everyone in the world, not just us. Yr. pal, BW